Start with Facebook,
approve her 'add' request.

Post photos of the cousin
you were out with yesterday,

when you skipped dinner.
Come once a week, only

after she begs you to.
Volunteer to cook, do not

let her do the dishes.
Bring wine on the fourth

visit; ask if she kept
your room vacant.

Ask to stay the night,
let her choose to let you.

After breakfast, leave
before you finish your coffee.

Text to let her know
you're going overseas,

only after you land.
Do not pick up her call.