and a half of hazards,
I have achieved nothing. 
I will change my major. 
I will stay on longer
since I have tenure. I won't
let this rot set in. I will
get my teeth fixed. I will
not be this bitter. I am 
better than all of this. I am
not better than all of this. This
probably won't end
for a long time. Life is 
very long, etcetera. Etcetera,
etcetera.