I've                                               got
the                                              nappy
baby                                            in
my                                                arm
drops                                          by
2                                           percent
that                                              blasted
HSBC                                           Holdings
got                                                to
tell                                                that
client                                            with
the                                                    tortoiseshell
glasses                                         what's
her                                                name
oh                                                  Nancy
baby                                             lets
out                                                a
shrill                                           wail
just                                              as
the                                              screen
pings                                          eyes
flick                                           back 
to                                                screen 
Henderson                                     Land
down                                                by
only                                               1
point                                            thank 
god                                              I
wrap                                         nappy
hastily                                      over
her                                            bum
fasten                                       it
into                                           place
screen                                      pings
Hang Seng Index drops by 400 points
          my hands flail, baby drops
                          chaos