This one
is a celebrity.
You can't get over it.
When, clinking glasses,
he declares eye-contact
just as important in sex,
you laugh, then choke. Beer
dribbles down your chin. What
was the last thing of his you caught?
Uh oh. "Pass?" To glide over the boo-boo,
you name-drop a writer, whose last play you did…
"But I was in that!" "Which character?" "Protagonist."